Front: Before I met you my days were filled with boredom and predictability…
Inside: Now I get to share all that with you! Happy Valentine's Day |
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Front: I wuv you, pookie wookie. Do you wuv me, tootsie wootsie?
Inside: Or are you about to puke? Happy Valentine's Day |
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Front: I love everything about you...your Breasts, your Thighs, Those Legs...
Inside: mmmm, can we have chicken for dinner? Happy Valentine's Day |
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Front: I love you for your highly developed cerebral cortex...
Inside: not to mention your dangling participle. Happy Valentine's Day |
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