Birthday
Front: Happy Birthday!
Inside: Don't worry… you’ve still got a LOT of hair on your head! |
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Birthday
Front: Happy Birthday To You, Did You Get My Present?
Inside: That's OK, my birthday isn't for a while yet. |
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Congratulations
Inside: Congratulations! You're on a roll! |
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Valentine's
Front: Valentine's Day is for lovers
Inside: Or for people like us, who will celebrate anything as long as chocolate is involved. |
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Valentine's
Front: I wuv you, pookie wookie. Do you wuv me, tootsie wootsie?
Inside: Or are you about to puke? Happy Valentine's Day |
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Valentine's
Front: I love everything about you...your Breasts, your Thighs, Those Legs...
Inside: mmmm, can we have chicken for dinner? Happy Valentine's Day |
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Valentine's
Front: I love you for your highly developed cerebral cortex...
Inside: not to mention your dangling participle. Happy Valentine's Day |
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