Front: Your new baby has its mother's eyes...
Inside: ...and its father's knack for really stinking up a room. Congratulations! |
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Front: Congratulations
Inside: ....on moving out of labor
and into management. |
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Front: (Image) Woman giving birth.
Inside: See what happen when you buy your lingerie from those
sexy catalogs? Congratulations! |
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Front: Congratulations!! And remember, raising children can be a rewarding, enriching, joyful experience…
Inside: ...with the possible exceptions
of holidays, weekends, vacations, after school, snow days, and long car
rides. |
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