Front: Did you know that people who pick their noses tend to get sick a lot?

Inside: Get Well Soon!

Front: We can’t wait for you to get back on your feet and start taking charge again…

Inside: In the meantime, we will continue to act irresponsibly!

Front: Once you recover, everything will be back to the way it was before.

Front: (Image) Woman carrying window away from house

Inside: Wish I could take away your pane. Get well soon!