Front: (Image) Old golfer sinking putt

Inside: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Guy with wedgie

Inside: Looks like another one crept up on you. Happy Birthday!

Front: Remember, age is all in the mind…

Front: Happy Birthday...

Front: At your age, there’s one definite benefit

Front: "So... how old were you when you lost it?"

Inside: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Worried horse with glue factory in background

Inside: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!

Front: You may be too old to party all night long