Front:  You’ll probably have steamy sex on your birthday

Inside: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Cat looking at whale

Inside: I hope your biggest dreams come true! Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Guy holding olympic torch

Inside: LET THE BIRTHDAY BEGIN!

Front: Image - Guy peeing from far away

Inside: WOW!! You’re still the man! Happy Birthday!

Front: On your birthday, remember that big girls don't cry

Inside: They might eat a whole cake, but they don’t cry. Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Group of people all looking the same direction

Inside: You’re still turning heads! Happy Birthday!