Front: It is one of life’s great truths that wisdom comes with age…
Inside: ...unless of course, you’re a man. Happy Birthday! |
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Front: In honor of your birthday
Inside: ...I decided to crack one! Happy
Birthday! |
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Front: (Image) Guy trying to touch toes
Inside: Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday! |
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Front: Don't let anyone tell you you're old.
Inside: I wanna. Happy Birthday! |
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Front: As you journey through life…
Inside: ...don't forget to stop and smell
the butts along the way! Happy Birthday! |
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Front: You are a fun, fearless and confident woman!
Inside: Now go ahead and show that cake
who's boss! Happy Birthday! |
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Front: Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
Inside:Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky! |
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Front: At your age, when someone asks "are those real?"
Inside: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday! |
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