Front: Focus on the good things in your life rather than the bad.

Inside: It's a whole lot less time consuming! Happy Birthday!

Front: They say that the greatest gifts come from within...

Inside: ...but I don't think they meant farts! Happy Birthday!

Front: Growing older is just like riding a bicycle

Inside: ...off a cliff. Happy Birthday!

Front: How can we be getting older?

Front: Happy Birthday! At your age, you’re probably still enjoying golf, tennis, skiing…

Inside: ...and whatever else is on TV.

Front: Who says your dancing days are over?

Front: Hope Your Birthday...

Inside: ...has a happy ending! Happy Birthday!