Front: [Security... get up here]

Front: Look Ma No Hands!

Inside: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!

Front: (Image) Old lady with vacuum and birthday cake

Inside: Birthdays suck.

Front: Since life is so unpredictable

Inside: Eat dessert first. (And have a Happy Birthday!)

Front: If you want to look young and thin again…

Inside: Start hanging around old fat people.  Happy Birthday!

Front: Happy Birthday

Front: Your age is starting to make headlines!

Inside: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!

Front: Think you need a new birthday suit?